Ladies, there's a special treat in store for you today. In our quest to strengthen ties between the sexes, I'm going to let you in on a little guy secret that may seem slightly... er, strange; but that brings great pleasure to every warm blooded male on this planet.

Some restaurants and bars have enormous difficulty disposing of ice. God knows why it's a problem to dump it, or why they want to get rid of it in the first place; but it's a fact.

Instead of throwing the unwanted buckets of frozen cubes out onto the grass, or down a drain, custodial staff often empty them out into the men's toilet urinals.

You can probably guess where this is going.

Us men then take great pleasure in seeing how many cubes can be melted into nothingness with a warm stream of highly targeted "beer waste-product". It's like a mini competition, where the only score is kept in your head.

Ok, work with me now girls... can you even imagine how satisfying this is? Not only do you get to relieve yourself, but the entire process becomes a competitive sport that you can actually improve at!

Every trip to the toilet is another epic clash of two natural forces!

God, isn't nature great?