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Surfing Durban

Surfing Durban
Submitted by capdog on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 08:37

My dirty little secret is that despite always thinking of myself as a bone fide Durbanite, I only started surfing this year. Shameful, I know, and be assured I spend sleepless nights thinking about how many good waves I’ve missed in my lifetime. Thing is, until recently, I’ve always thought that people who wake up at 5:00am to go to the beach in the rain were suffering from the condition known as ‘insanity’.

As it turns out, they’re right and I was wrong. Imagine that.

Going surfing early is awesome, and to all you unbelievers who still think bed is the best place to be as the sun rises on a cold morning, reconsider! Get a board, and a mate, and go sit at backline waiting for that perfect ride to roll in.

It’s not that hard to learn, seriously, if you can grasp the basics of catching waves (which are the same regardless of whether you’re swimming or riding a board), you’re half way there. Standing takes a few tries, but so long as the ocean is not barreling your head off there’s nothing to it.

Paddling out can be tough, no lies. But here’s a secret: piers are your friends, and you don’t have to jump off the end of one to get the advantage. It’s enough to just paddle out alongside one and the current does the work of getting you to backline. Much, much easier than fighting foamies for ten minutes.

It’s also quite safe to leave your car outside Joe Kool’s before sunrise – there’s a friendly car guard that keeps your keys while you’re in the water. Sounds dodgy, yes, but I’d rather trust her than lose a key in the ocean!

My question now for you guys that have known about this ‘surfing’ thing all along: What is the attraction with North? WHY are there millions of guys clustered there when the waves at Bay are just as good?

And where are the secret spots? Go on, tell me.




Subject: 
Secret Spots
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
21 September, 2006 - 08:58

There's one just past....hmm, can't remember. And the one that o's rave about is about three k's south of....damn, seems I've got amnes..what's it called again?
You have to find 'em yourself, I guess.
I bodyboard, and have been trying to teach my ex-Capetonian girlfriend to do the same...which has been fun, hilarious and at times life-threatening. Tried to educate her in the ways of shorebreak one day, took her to Beachwood...which was funny. The waves were merciless four-foot walls of boiling anger, heaving straight onto dry gravel.
Now you've gotta picture this - girl in bikini, not particularly agile in the water, getting sucked over the falls in a tangle of limbs, howling like a banshee when she comes up because she thinks she's going to die, bikini top strangling her while she tries to preserve her modesty as she shuffles outta the impact zone and away from the gleeful gaze of numerous shad fishermen. Yes, it's all a bit merciless of me but goddamn it, how in the name of all things blue and liquid is she ever going to conquer her fear of the ocean unless she goes through a couple of near-death experiences and survives to tell the tale? Precisly - that's how you acclimatise to the ocean, which is, after all, not a pond, not a stream, not a dam but is in fact a roiling boiling churning washing machine of joy. And once you figure out what not to do, you can get on with the business of enjoying yourself. Sounds simple. We're still doing lessons at Addington.

The force is strong with this one...


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Subject: 
Bluff beach
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Author: 
JustineD
Date: 
22 September, 2006 - 00:08

Growing up near the Bluff, all our mates surf/body board at the Bluff, waves there are awesome.
Cheers


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Subject: 
Re: Bluff beaches
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
22 September, 2006 - 08:43

Went out at Ansteys about three months ago with my mate Leo. It was 4-6" and low, low tide. It was mean-ass evil surf with a wicked glint in its eye and I was not keen to get intimately acquainted with the rock shelf that kept baring its weedy teeth. But I went out - it was such a low tide I was able to walk all the way over the sandbank right to the edge of the impact zone, then I scratched to make it through the one lull in what seemed like an eternity. Sat there for about twenty wild minutes, scanning for rogue sets, of which there were plenty. You couldn't really tell when the next wave would come, peaks were shifting all over the show. I'll admit, I was shitting myself - it was a day of no wind, crystal clear water and heavy groundswell, the kind that can chew you up and spit you out without so much as a burp. Depth charges would go off from waves breaking five or six metres away and the spray would still come splashing down. Blow-outs everywhere. I saw a broken swimfin and the nose of a surfboard float past in the current. Yay. It was beautiful surf but I hadn't been out in big waves for over two years, so I figured if I could make it out I'd survive. I did, just. I had one wave, hollow enough to drive a Hiace through, and it reminded me that Bluff surf ain't no winky Durban slop. (That's not to say that town waves don't get fierce, they do. It's just that Bluff wave in general are more fiesty in all sizes) The lip landed on my legs and it was like a car had been dumped on me. I got the hell out and admired it from the safety of the beach. Might be crazy but I ain't stupid.

The force is strong with this one...


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Subject: 
Hedmekanik your stories are
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Author: 
capdog
Date: 
22 September, 2006 - 09:03

Hedmekanik your stories are classic. I can definitely relate to that shit. We had a family member come from Canada and attempt to bodysurf the 5 foot shorebreak up the North Coast... one wave and he was TICKETS!

NOT getting broken in massive shorees is definitely a skill that takes years of practice.

Justine> As for the Bluff, I've never surfed there but I did go crayfishing once... that was scary. The underwater rip that pulls you off the reef and out to sea must be the most frightening thing in the world!


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Subject: 
MySpace.com
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Author: 
JustineD
Date: 
22 September, 2006 - 21:13

I know this is a bit off the topic. But are any of you on MySpace.com? I have recently 'discovered' it, and have been hooked for about the last week. http://www.myspace.com/justinespace01


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Subject: 
Hooked up and ready
Obi's picture
Author: 
Obi
Date: 
23 September, 2006 - 07:58

http://www.myspace.com/lappies

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER... MWHAHAHAHAAAAA


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Subject: 
I'm not a fan, I find
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Author: 
capdog
Date: 
25 September, 2006 - 14:18

I'm not a fan, I find myspace pages to be really ugly!


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Subject: 
Pimp MySpace
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
27 September, 2006 - 08:22

There's loadsa sites you can download code from to pimp MySpace - graphics, glitter, disco, metal, wallpaper, blah blah, it's all out there, just shaya iGoogle.

The force is strong with this one...


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Subject: 
Classic stories
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Author: 
Obi
Date: 
23 September, 2006 - 08:10

Believe it doggggg. The dude has been a muppeteer for as long as Ive known him but one thing he can do well is write... he he he...

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER... MWHAHAHAHAAAAA


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Subject: 
Surfcams?
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
26 September, 2006 - 12:51

Anyone know of free surfcams out there that show Durban breaks?
There used to be on surfconditions.co.za but they've gone all $ub$cription on my ass, and the durban.gov.za traffic cam has at best a patchy track record.

The force is strong with this one...


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Subject: 
Vodacom4me has a cam on
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Author: 
capdog
Date: 
26 September, 2006 - 13:15

Vodacom4me has a cam on Umhlanga and Toti, but they're not very good.

I was going to put one here for everybody... not live view but say a pic every half hour or so.

All we need is someone with a flat by the beach who will agree to having a computer and camera sharing their view... I'll take care of the rest.


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Subject: 
Vodacams suck
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
26 September, 2006 - 14:26

I went to those two a while ago but haven't been able to find the damned things again on the site, although I agree, the resolution sucked and it seemed like the lenses needed a good wipe, which you would think would be common sense, what with Debben being a tad humid and the sea spray so thick it could lay waste to solid concrete.
Maybe someone with a beachfront spot will oblige? Come, come you priviliged few who have a view - where's the love for the office-bound mases?

The force is strong with this one...


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Subject: 
He He He...
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Author: 
Obi
Date: 
26 September, 2006 - 15:49

You want some real entertainment? put up a cam in the hedmekaniks toilet...

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER... MWHAHAHAHAAAAA


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Subject: 
Entertainment? Get on down
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
26 September, 2006 - 16:16

You want entertainment, get down to the gig at Manna on Satdee nite for that well-known human livewire DJ Kid Colt - that boy can mix like nobody's business, Believe. As for The Lappies, that o's enough of a show on his own, he don't need no entertainment!

The force is strong with this one...


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Subject: 
He He He...
Obi's picture
Author: 
Obi
Date: 
26 September, 2006 - 16:26

BELIEVE...

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, BUT YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER... MWHAHAHAHAAAAA


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Subject: 
Spleotch!!
Author: 
hedmekanik
Date: 
11 October, 2006 - 11:35

Spleotch!!
Wawazat?
Summer has landed.
Believe.
Life as we know it will now be lived in boardshorts and slops, bikini's and microskirts...which isn't so bad.
The sun will rise at 2:45 a.m. and set at 11 p.m. Or at least, it will feel that way.
Those cruel little White Eyes will tweet merrily away in the undergrowth a full hour earlier than is humane.
The sweat will drip from 7 a.m. (shuddup you aircon-dwelling larneys).
Sunburn. Seatburn. Melted tar. Heat haze. Thunderstorms (praise god!). Cicada beetles. Ice Cream Cones. Surf. (yeah!) Easterlies. (damn.) Holidays. (yebo!) January. (grrr.)
Such is life.


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